The United Germanic Federation of The Kingtonn Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hans Herrmann with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.66 billion Kingtonnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingtonn Republician economy, worth 224 trillion Diamond Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,410 Diamond Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, builders across The Kingtonn Republic are blocked up with orders for new public loos, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingtonn Republic's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Kingtonn Republic is ranked 27,652^nd in the world and 1,058^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.